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All the other pages just didn't do it for
you? You actually think that in this collection of pages I need to
have one dedicated to nonsense, because the others were laden with
useful information?
Actually, this is a collection of facts that are so useful you'll probably need them someday and then you can dazzle people with your deep knowledge of all things katrish. Just wait and see! My right hand pinky finger snaps all the time (you have to roll it around), but only my right hand forefinger gives out a loud and satisfying crack, but unfortunately repeat performances are out of the question. I can move my ears. Without using my hands. When I'm dressed as a bunny, people aren't afraid to approach me. That's how you can get into a news broadcast (and, of all days, the morning you return from Goom). My mother's comment on my outfit: "Oh, the person dressed as a clown is my daughter". I need men. To open storage jars. That's probably their purpose in life. Someday I'm going to make an art piece out of old bus and movie tickets. No, I really can't throw anything away. I have a very strict principle of never taking the topmost thing. My left hand can't snap fingers. My right hand is useless at opening bottles and dealing out playing cards. I have been a bikini model for the biggest newspaper in Finland, Helsingin Sanomat. In my dream world it's possible to get Ben Affleck's ICQ number. Cars are often left with dents and scratches after I drive them. A car wash had to be rebooted because of me. I can't touch rough wooden surfaces (those ice-cream sticks for instance) or terracotta pots. I can't use a rolling pin that's made of wood. I have to use flower pots that have been painted. I'm neurotic about cleanliness, but my home is a mess. My hands have always been washed, though. My stomach recognises embarrassing situations such as exams and quiet lectures and starts rumbling loudly. My left leg goes to sleep when I'm in a sauna. I always cough just after I've gone to bed. Maybe changing the sheets every now and then might help. I love washing the dishes. No, I won't come to your house to wash your dirty dishes for you, however. I often fall asleep with a pen in my hand. I sometimes have suspicious ink stains in my sheet. Occasionally also the crossword puzzle can be found afterwards. I can sleep up to 3 hours in 5- or 9-minute segments. My record in the old Nokia Snake game, played with the 5110 phone model is 2008. That's the best score you can get with that phone model. My new score is 2447. I'm happy that nowadays you can borrow your own books in libraries. When I was younger, I had an encounter with a strict library worker who asked whether it was in any way possible for me to borrow even a small part of the books the next time I came to the library. |
